If it’s the beginning of November, then it can mean only one thing: It’s pumpkin season! Also, awards season, that time of the year when every player gets to take home a shiny trophy or two. With the finalists for the Major Awards of Great Import having been announced earlier this week, and the Silver Sluggers already handed out, it’s the best time of the year for those that don’t like baseball, but love awards for baseball achievement.
But just like the Oscars, Emmys, and Daytime Peabodys, there’s simply not enough room in the busy news cycle to give all the awards their own slot on TV. Here are the awards that had to be cut for time:
He’s flake free, guys. And that’s sexy.
(via Ad Age)
Best Facial Hair
In a year of beards, Villanueva found a way to stand out, featuring both a strong beard and exquisite mustache. This is the image of a gentleman.
Biggest Jimmy Buffet Fan
You wouldn’t know it, but this veteran ‘Parrothead’ lists “Margaritaville,” “Cheeseburgers in Paradise,” and “Pencil Thin Mustache” as the three greatest songs of all time.
Most Awkward Player
(via McCovey Chronicles)
Worst Impression of Being a Human Being and Not an Alien
(via Bay Area Sports Guy)
Most Likely To Be That Guy Mumbling To Himself in Times Square 30 Years from Now
(via The Nosebleeds)
Most Likely to Become President:
He’s got all five tools: average, power, speed, defense, and ability to move to become a centrist during election season.
Most Likely to Be Mistaken for a Meth Addict